A young woman mocked my age during a flight, then repeatedly threw her expensive hair extensions into my face, food, and wine. She thought a 73-year-old grandmother wouldn’t fight back. Unfortunately for her, I’d bought something unusual at duty-free.<\/p>\n
Her name was Brittany, a 28-year-old influencer who spent the flight livestreaming her $800 extensions.<\/p>\n
Despite my polite requests, she kept tossing her hair over her seat.<\/p>\n
When it landed in my lunch, she laughed. When it dipped into my wine, she called me an \u201cangry grandma.\u201d<\/p>\n
I’d finally had enough.<\/p>\n
While Brittany bent down to retrieve a $100 bill I’d deliberately dropped, I pulled out a container of pink glitter slime meant for my granddaughter.<\/p>\n
I spread it through her dangling extensions.<\/p>\n
Minutes later, she screamed.<\/p>\n
\u201cYOU RUINED MY $800 HAIR!\u201d<\/p>\n
Passengers laughed as sticky slime covered her hands and phone. The flight attendant intervened, and Brittany demanded police meet us upon landing.<\/p>\n
Realizing I’d gone too far, I offered to help remove the slime using olive oil.<\/p>\n
As I worked, Brittany admitted she felt pressured to look perfect online.<\/p>\n
We talked, laughed, and eventually apologized.<\/p>\n
I braided her hair, and she withdrew her police request.<\/p>\n
Before landing, she returned my $100.<\/p>\n
Then the gentleman beside me smiled.<\/p>\n
\u201cCoffee when we land? I like dangerous women.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A young woman mocked my age during a flight, then repeatedly threw her expensive hair extensions into my face, food, and wine. She thought a 73-year-old grandmother wouldn’t fight back. Unfortunately for her, I’d bought something unusual at duty-free. Her name was Brittany, a 28-year-old influencer who spent the flight livestreaming her $800 extensions. Despite …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10730,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10729"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10729\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10731,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10729\/revisions\/10731"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/10730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}