**Four Married Men Went Fishing Together \u2014 But the Fourth Man’s Secret Had Everyone Laughing! \ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udfa3**<\/p>\n
Four married friends finally managed to escape for a fishing trip. As they settled beside the lake, they started comparing what they’d promised their wives to get a day away.<\/p>\n
The first man sighed.<\/p>\n
“I promised my wife I’d paint the entire house this weekend. Can you imagine?”<\/p>\n
The second man laughed.<\/p>\n
“That’s nothing! I agreed to build my wife a brand-new pool deck. She’s been asking for one for years!”<\/p>\n
The third man shook his head.<\/p>\n
“You guys got off easy! I promised to remodel our entire kitchen. New cabinets, countertops, everything. I’ll be working for weeks!”<\/p>\n
They all groaned, imagining the work waiting for them at home.<\/p>\n
Then they noticed their fourth friend sitting quietly, happily fishing without a single complaint.<\/p>\n
“Hey, what about you?” one asked. “What did you have to promise your wife to come fishing?”<\/p>\n
The fourth man smiled.<\/p>\n
“Absolutely nothing.”<\/p>\n
His friends stared in disbelief.<\/p>\n
“How is that possible?”<\/p>\n
“Simple,” he explained. “I set my alarm for 5:30 this morning. When it rang, I rolled over, gently nudged my wife, and whispered, ‘Honey, fishing or sex?'”<\/p>\n
The other three leaned closer.<\/p>\n
**”And what did she say?”**<\/p>\n
He grinned.<\/p>\n
**”Put on a sweater!”** \ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udfa3<\/p>\n
The entire boat erupted in laughter!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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