An Arizona Highway Patrol officer pulls over an old biker for speeding.<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat\u2019s your name?\u201d the officer asks.<\/p>\n
\u201cFred,\u201d the man replies.<\/p>\n
\u201cFred what<\/em>?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cJust Fred.\u201d<\/p>\n Curious, the officer asks how he lost his last name.<\/p>\n \u201cWell,\u201d Fred says, \u201cI was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and became a doctor\u2014Fred Johnson, MD. Got bored, went back to school, became a dentist\u2014Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Then I messed around with my assistant and got VD, so I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cOuch.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYeah. The dental board found out and took my DDS. Then the medical board took my MD. Then the VD took away my Johnson.\u201d<\/p>\n The officer wiped tears from his eyes.<\/p>\n \u201cSo now,\u201d Fred finished, \u201cI\u2019m just Fred.\u201d<\/p>\n A police officer stops a man speeding down Main Street.<\/p>\n \u201cOfficer, I can explain\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cQuiet,\u201d the officer snaps. \u201cYou\u2019re going to jail until the chief gets back.\u201d<\/p>\n Hours later, the officer checks on him and says, \u201cYou\u2019re lucky. The chief\u2019s at his daughter\u2019s wedding. He\u2019ll be in a great mood.\u201d<\/p>\n The man sighs.<\/p>\n \u201cDon\u2019t count on it,\u201d he says. \u201cI\u2019m the groom.\u201d<\/p>\n Hope these gave you a smile \ud83d\ude04 An Arizona Highway Patrol officer pulls over an old biker for speeding. \u201cWhat\u2019s your name?\u201d the officer asks. \u201cFred,\u201d the man replies. \u201cFred what?\u201d \u201cJust Fred.\u201d Curious, the officer asks how he lost his last name. \u201cWell,\u201d Fred says, \u201cI was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and became a doctor\u2014Fred Johnson, MD. Got bored, …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2431,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2430","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2430","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2430"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2430\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2432,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2430\/revisions\/2432"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2430"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2430"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2430"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nBad Timing<\/strong><\/h3>\n
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