{"id":3179,"date":"2026-01-14T21:38:00","date_gmt":"2026-01-14T21:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/?p=3179"},"modified":"2026-01-14T21:38:07","modified_gmt":"2026-01-14T21:38:07","slug":"a-marine-pulled-into-a-little-town-to-find-a-hotel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/?p=3179","title":{"rendered":"A Marine pulled into a little town to find a hotel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"56\" data-end=\"87\"><strong data-start=\"56\" data-end=\"87\">The Marine and the Navy Guy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"89\" data-end=\"257\">A tired Marine arrived in a town where every hotel was full. The last manager said, \u201cI only have a double room with a Navy guy \u2014 but he snores so loud people complain.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"259\" data-end=\"295\">The Marine shrugged. \u201cI\u2019ll take it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"297\" data-end=\"349\">Next morning, he came down cheerful and well-rested.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"351\" data-end=\"388\">\u201cHow\u2019d you sleep?\u201d asked the manager.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"390\" data-end=\"398\">\u201cGreat.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"400\" data-end=\"418\">\u201cBut the snoring?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"420\" data-end=\"459\">\u201cDidn\u2019t bother me. I shut him up fast.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"461\" data-end=\"467\">\u201cHow?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"469\" data-end=\"622\">\u201cHe was already snoring when I walked in. I kissed him on the cheek and said, \u2018Goodnight, beautiful.\u2019 After that, he stayed awake all night watching me.\u201d<\/p>\n<hr data-start=\"624\" data-end=\"627\" \/>\n<p data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"647\"><strong data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"647\">The Blonde Nun<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"692\">A blonde nun was praying when God appeared.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"694\" data-end=\"735\">\u201cMy daughter, I will grant you any wish.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"737\" data-end=\"793\">She said, \u201cPlease stop blonde jokes. They\u2019re demeaning.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"795\" data-end=\"829\">\u201cDone,\u201d said God. \u201cAnything else?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"831\" data-end=\"874\">\u201cWell\u2026 the M&amp;M\u2019s. They\u2019re so hard to peel.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"878\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">\ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Marine and the Navy Guy A tired Marine arrived in a town where every hotel was full. The last manager said, \u201cI only have a double room with a Navy guy \u2014 but he snores so loud people complain.\u201d The Marine shrugged. \u201cI\u2019ll take it.\u201d Next morning, he came down cheerful and well-rested. \u201cHow\u2019d &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3180,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3179","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3179"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3182,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3179\/revisions\/3182"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}