{"id":3443,"date":"2026-01-21T23:15:16","date_gmt":"2026-01-21T23:15:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/?p=3443"},"modified":"2026-01-21T23:15:16","modified_gmt":"2026-01-21T23:15:16","slug":"a-birthday-gift-gone-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/?p=3443","title":{"rendered":"A Birthday Gift Gone Wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My husband gave me a shower gel for my birthday.<\/p>\n<p>I didn\u2019t show it to him, but I got really offended, because we had no money problems.<\/p>\n<p>I checked that his company was okay, and we had enough money in our bank account so that he could buy me at least a bunch of flowers.<\/p>\n<p>I looked closely at the gel, and he knew that I hated that fragrance. I ended up crying and poured the gel down the toilet.<\/p>\n<p>My husband came home happy and said, \u201cDid you find it?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-23\">\n<div id=\"deep-usa.com_responsive_4\" data-google-query-id=\"\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23207117756\/deep-usa.com\/deep-usa.com_responsive_4_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Turns out he\u2019d put the ring in the bottle cap. He wanted to surprise me.<\/p>\n<p>So, he had to retrieve it from the toilet himself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My husband gave me a shower gel for my birthday. I didn\u2019t show it to him, but I got really offended, because we had no money problems. I checked that his company was okay, and we had enough money in our bank account so that he could buy me at least a bunch of flowers. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3444,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3443"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3443\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3445,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3443\/revisions\/3445"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}