{"id":3523,"date":"2026-01-24T08:17:01","date_gmt":"2026-01-24T08:17:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/?p=3523"},"modified":"2026-01-24T08:17:01","modified_gmt":"2026-01-24T08:17:01","slug":"a-blonde-stopped-at-a-gas-station","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/?p=3523","title":{"rendered":"A blonde stopped at a gas station"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"138\">\ud83d\ude97 <strong data-start=\"102\" data-end=\"135\">Quick Laughs About Cars &amp; Gas<\/strong> \ud83d\ude97<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"140\" data-end=\"330\">After staring at the engine for a moment, she walked up to the attendant and asked,<br data-start=\"223\" data-end=\"226\" \/>\u201cExcuse me, can I buy a longer dipstick?\u201d<br data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"270\" \/>\u201cWhy?\u201d he asked.<br data-start=\"286\" data-end=\"289\" \/>\u201cBecause this one doesn\u2019t reach the oil.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"332\" data-end=\"501\">\u26fd Two people at a gas station complain about prices.<br data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"387\" \/>\u201cThese prices are terrible\u2014they keep going up!\u201d<br data-start=\"434\" data-end=\"437\" \/>The other shrugs. \u201cDoesn\u2019t bother me. I always put in just $20.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"781\">\ud83c\udfc3\u200d\u2642\ufe0f Two gas company workers finish checking meters when the older one challenges the younger to a race back to the truck. As they reach it, a woman comes running behind them, out of breath.<br data-start=\"694\" data-end=\"697\" \/>\u201cWhen I saw two gas men running like that,\u201d she gasps, \u201cI figured I should run too!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"783\" data-end=\"1006\">\u2615 Emma arrives late to meet her friend.<br data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"825\" \/>\u201cMy Volkswagen Beetle broke down,\u201d she explains. \u201cI opened the hood\u2014and there was no engine!\u201d<br data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"921\" \/>Her friend smiles. \u201cThat\u2019s fine. I have a Beetle too\u2014and a spare engine in my trunk.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1008\" data-end=\"1061\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">\ud83d\ude04<br data-start=\"1010\" data-end=\"1013\" \/>Sometimes, cars bring more laughs than problems!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\ud83d\ude97 Quick Laughs About Cars &amp; Gas \ud83d\ude97 After staring at the engine for a moment, she walked up to the attendant and asked,\u201cExcuse me, can I buy a longer dipstick?\u201d\u201cWhy?\u201d he asked.\u201cBecause this one doesn\u2019t reach the oil.\u201d \u26fd Two people at a gas station complain about prices.\u201cThese prices are terrible\u2014they keep going up!\u201dThe &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3524,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3523"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3525,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3523\/revisions\/3525"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3524"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}