A blonde walks into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf.
\nShe asks the clerk, \u201cWhat is that shiny object?\u201d<\/p>\n
The clerk replies, \u201cThat is a thermos.\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde then asks, \u201cWhat does it do?\u201d<\/p>\n
The clerk responds, \u201cIt keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde says, \u201cOh! I could use something like that !! I\u2019ll take it!\u201d<\/p>\n
When she comes to work the next day with her new thermos, she spots her boss and shows off her shiny new thermos, \u201cI just got this yesterday, isn\u2019t it wonderful! It\u2019s a thermos and it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold!\u201d<\/p>\n
The boss asks, \u201cAnd what do you have in it?\u201d<\/p>\n
The blonde responds, \u201cSome coffee and a popsicle.\u201d<\/p>\n
LOL!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A blonde walks into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, \u201cWhat is that shiny object?\u201d The clerk replies, \u201cThat is a thermos.\u201d The blonde then asks, \u201cWhat does it do?\u201d The clerk responds, \u201cIt keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold.\u201d The blonde says, …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3714,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3713"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3713\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3715,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3713\/revisions\/3715"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3714"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}