A woman walked out of the bank and suddenly realized she didn\u2019t have her car keys. Panicked, she rushed back inside, searched her purse, then gasped, \u201cOh no\u2014I must\u2019ve left the keys in the car!\u201d<\/p>\n
She ran to the parking lot\u2026 and the car was gone.<\/p>\n
Terrified, she called the police and reported the car stolen. Then came the hardest call\u2014to her husband.<\/p>\n
\u201cHoney,\u201d she stammered, \u201cthe car\u2019s been stolen. I left the keys inside!\u201d<\/p>\n
There was a pause. Then he shouted, \u201cAre you serious? I DROPPED you off at the bank\u2014you didn\u2019t even take the car!\u201d<\/p>\n
She sighed in relief. \u201cThank God!\u201d<\/p>\n
Then added, \u201cSo\u2026 can you come pick me up?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cSure,\u201d he replied, \u201cas soon as I convince the police I didn\u2019t steal our own car!\u201d<\/p>\n
An elderly woman went into a bank and asked to withdraw $500.
The teller said, \u201cFor amounts under $5,000, please use the ATM.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhy?\u201d the woman asked.<\/p>\n
Annoyed, the teller replied, \u201cThose are the rules.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman paused, then said calmly, \u201cIn that case, please help me withdraw all<\/em> my money.\u201d<\/p>\n The teller checked her balance and froze. \u201cMa\u2019am\u2026 you have $3.5 million. We don\u2019t have that much cash. You\u2019ll need an appointment.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cHow much can<\/em> I withdraw today?\u201d the woman asked.<\/p>\n \u201cUp to $300,000.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cPerfect,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n She took $300,000, put $500 in her purse, and asked the teller to deposit the rest back.<\/p>\n Lesson:<\/strong> Never underestimate senior citizens \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A woman walked out of the bank and suddenly realized she didn\u2019t have her car keys. Panicked, she rushed back inside, searched her purse, then gasped, \u201cOh no\u2014I must\u2019ve left the keys in the car!\u201d She ran to the parking lot\u2026 and the car was gone. Terrified, she called the police and reported the car …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3726,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3725"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3727,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3725\/revisions\/3727"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}