{"id":4013,"date":"2026-02-06T23:08:38","date_gmt":"2026-02-06T23:08:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/?p=4013"},"modified":"2026-02-06T23:08:38","modified_gmt":"2026-02-06T23:08:38","slug":"the-ugly-suitt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/?p=4013","title":{"rendered":"The Ugly Suitt."},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"182\" data-end=\"287\">When the manager of a men\u2019s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk\u2019s hand was bandaged.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"289\" data-end=\"398\">Before he could ask, the clerk beamed.<br data-start=\"327\" data-end=\"330\" \/>\u201cGreat news, sir! I finally sold that awful suit we\u2019ve had forever.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"400\" data-end=\"465\">\u201cThe pink-and-blue, double-breasted disaster?\u201d the manager asked.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"484\">\u201cThat\u2019s the one!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"486\" data-end=\"607\">\u201cThat\u2019s incredible!\u201d the manager said. \u201cI thought we\u2019d never get rid of that monstrosity. But why is your hand bandaged?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"609\" data-end=\"686\">\u201cOh,\u201d said the clerk, \u201cafter I sold him the suit, his seeing-eye dog bit me.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When the manager of a men\u2019s clothing store returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk\u2019s hand was bandaged. Before he could ask, the clerk beamed.\u201cGreat news, sir! I finally sold that awful suit we\u2019ve had forever.\u201d \u201cThe pink-and-blue, double-breasted disaster?\u201d the manager asked. \u201cThat\u2019s the one!\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s incredible!\u201d the manager said. \u201cI thought we\u2019d never &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4014,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4013"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4013\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4015,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4013\/revisions\/4015"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}