{"id":56,"date":"2025-09-02T09:18:55","date_gmt":"2025-09-02T09:18:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/?p=56"},"modified":"2025-09-02T09:18:55","modified_gmt":"2025-09-02T09:18:55","slug":"little-johnny-farts-in-the-classroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/?p=56","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny Farts In The Classroom."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny Farts In The Classroom.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p>Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out!<\/p>\n<p>He goes and sits outside the class and can\u2019t stop laughing.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p>The principal walks by and sees him.<\/p>\n<p>He asks, \u201cLittle Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cI farted in class and the teacher threw me out.\u201d Said the Johnny<\/p>\n<p>The principle asks him again, \u201cWell then, why are you laughing?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBecause those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I\u2019m outside in the fresh air.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny Farts In The Classroom. Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out! He goes and sits outside the class and can\u2019t stop laughing. The principal walks by and sees him. He asks, \u201cLittle Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?\u201d \u201cI farted in &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":57,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions\/58"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/57"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}