{"id":6188,"date":"2026-04-20T18:40:45","date_gmt":"2026-04-20T18:40:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/?p=6188"},"modified":"2026-04-20T18:40:45","modified_gmt":"2026-04-20T18:40:45","slug":"a-blonde-walks-into-an-appliance-store-and-spots-a-tv-she-wants-to-buy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/?p=6188","title":{"rendered":"A blonde walks into an appliance store and spots a TV she wants to buy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"112\" data-end=\"207\">A blonde walks into an appliance store and points to a TV.<br data-start=\"170\" data-end=\"173\" \/>\u201cI want to buy that TV,\u201d she says.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"209\" data-end=\"265\">The salesman replies, \u201cSorry, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"352\">Confused, she leaves, dyes her hair brown, and comes back.<br data-start=\"325\" data-end=\"328\" \/>\u201cI want to buy that TV.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"354\" data-end=\"388\">\u201cMa\u2019am, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<p data-start=\"390\" data-end=\"452\">She dyes her hair black. Same answer.<br data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"430\" \/>Then red. Same answer.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"454\" data-end=\"516\">Finally, frustrated, she asks, \u201cHow do you know I\u2019m a blonde?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"518\" data-end=\"576\">The salesman sighs and says, \u201cBecause that\u2019s a microwave.\u201d<\/p>\n<hr data-start=\"578\" data-end=\"581\" \/>\n<p data-start=\"583\" data-end=\"718\">Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.<br data-start=\"645\" data-end=\"648\" \/>During the day, it drives perfectly.<br data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"687\" \/>At night, it won\u2019t move at all.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"720\" data-end=\"816\">After a week, she angrily calls the dealer. A technician checks the car and finds nothing wrong.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"885\">He gently asks, \u201cMa\u2019am, are you sure you\u2019re using the right gears?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"887\" data-end=\"965\">Offended, she snaps, \u201cOf course I am! I use D during the day\u2026 and N at night.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blonde walks into an appliance store and points to a TV.\u201cI want to buy that TV,\u201d she says. The salesman replies, \u201cSorry, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d Confused, she leaves, dyes her hair brown, and comes back.\u201cI want to buy that TV.\u201d \u201cMa\u2019am, we don\u2019t sell to blondes.\u201d She dyes her hair black. Same &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6189,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6188","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6188"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6190,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6188\/revisions\/6190"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}