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My partner and I rented a cozy Airbnb for a romantic weekend getaway. Candlelights, wine, fluffy robes \u2014 the whole clich\u00e9. The highlight was supposed to be the outdoor hot tub under the stars.<\/p>\n
He got in first and looked perfectly fine, so I climbed in too.<\/p>\n
Within seconds, I realized something was VERY wrong.<\/p>\n
The heat hit me like a tranquilizer dart from a nature documentary. My entire body went weak. My ears started ringing. I remember thinking, \u201cWow\u2026 this water is aggressively hot.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then absolutely nothing.<\/p>\n
Apparently, I fainted face-first straight into the water like a malfunctioning manatee.<\/p>\n
My boyfriend had to yank me out of the tub while fully convinced I was dying. When I finally woke up on the deck wrapped in towels, he was pale, crying, and yelling:<\/p>\n
\u201cWHY WOULD YOU PRETEND TO DROWN DURING A DATE?!\u201d<\/p>\n
Sir\u2026 I was unconscious.<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, I\u2019m sitting there confused, freezing, and trying to explain that the hot tub betrayed me personally.<\/p>\n
Now the Airbnb trip photos are hilarious because they go from romantic selfies to me looking like I narrowly survived a shipwreck.<\/p>\n
Anyway, lesson learned:<\/p>\n
Hot tubs are not relaxation devices. They are soup for humans.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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