When I was about 6 years old, my entire family was gathered around the dinner table one night.<\/p>\n
Out of nowhere, I loudly announced:<\/p>\n
\u201cGrandma! Should I tell everyone what you and Grandpa do when you\u2019re alone in your room?\u201d<\/p>\n
The whole table went DEAD silent.<\/p>\n
Grandma froze mid-bite.
\nGrandpa nearly dropped his fork.
\nMy parents looked ready to disappear into the floor.<\/p>\n
Then, after building maximum suspense, I proudly yelled:<\/p>\n
\u201cShe makes Grandpa fold the laundry!\u201d<\/p>\n
The entire room exploded with laughter.<\/p>\n
Grandma covered her face in embarrassment while Grandpa just sighed and said:<\/p>\n
\u201cShe\u2019s not wrong.\u201d<\/p>\n
To this day, it\u2019s still one of the funniest moments our family has ever had.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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