Two nuns were walking back to their convent late one evening when two masked men suddenly rushed out of a narrow alley and grabbed them.<\/p>\n
The first nun immediately closed her eyes and cried, \u201cGod, forgive them, for they know not what they are doing!\u201d<\/p>\n
The second nun looked carefully at the men, frowned, and whispered, \u201cActually, Sister\u2026 I think they know exactly what they\u2019re doing.\u201d<\/p>\n
The first nun gasped.<\/p>\n
The second continued, \u201cThey\u2019ve mistaken us for someone else.\u201d<\/p>\n
Sure enough, one of the masked men pulled out a crumpled photograph from his pocket, stared at it, then stared at the two horrified women.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh no,\u201d he muttered to his friend. \u201cWrong people.\u201d<\/p>\n
The other man sighed. \u201cAgain?\u201d<\/p>\n
They both apologized repeatedly, insisting they had been hired to deliver a surprise birthday prank involving fake costumes and dramatic entrances.<\/p>\n
The nuns remained skeptical until a frantic family came running around the corner carrying balloons, a cake, and a banner reading, \u201cHappy 80th Birthday, Uncle Frank!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n Everyone stood in complete silence.<\/p>\n Finally, the second nun folded her arms and smiled.<\/p>\n \u201cWell,\u201d she said, \u201cnext time perhaps start with \u2018Excuse me\u2019 instead of leaping from a dark alley.\u201d<\/p>\n Even the police officer who arrived later couldn\u2019t stop laughing at the misunderstanding\u2014and Uncle Frank still got his surprise party.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Two nuns were walking back to their convent late one evening when two masked men suddenly rushed out of a narrow alley and grabbed them. The first nun immediately closed her eyes and cried, \u201cGod, forgive them, for they know not what they are doing!\u201d The second nun looked carefully at the men, frowned, and …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7804,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7803","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7803","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7803"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7803\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7805,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7803\/revisions\/7805"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7804"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/storypulls.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}