A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and see the brunette’s boyfriend buying flowers.<\/p>\n
She sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now I’ll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.”<\/p>\n
The blonde looks at her with a puzzled expression and asks,<\/p>\n
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