An Arizona Highway Patrol officer pulls over an old biker for speeding.
“What’s your name?” the officer asks.
“Fred,” the man replies.
“Fred what?”
“Just Fred.”
Curious, the officer asks how he lost his last name.
“Well,” Fred says, “I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and became a doctor—Fred Johnson, MD. Got bored, went back to school, became a dentist—Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Then I messed around with my assistant and got VD, so I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.”
“Ouch.”
“Yeah. The dental board found out and took my DDS. Then the medical board took my MD. Then the VD took away my Johnson.”
The officer wiped tears from his eyes.
“So now,” Fred finished, “I’m just Fred.”
Bad Timing
A police officer stops a man speeding down Main Street.
“Officer, I can explain—”
“Quiet,” the officer snaps. “You’re going to jail until the chief gets back.”
Hours later, the officer checks on him and says, “You’re lucky. The chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a great mood.”
The man sighs.
“Don’t count on it,” he says. “I’m the groom.”
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