🚗 Quick Laughs About Cars & Gas 🚗
After staring at the engine for a moment, she walked up to the attendant and asked,
“Excuse me, can I buy a longer dipstick?”
“Why?” he asked.
“Because this one doesn’t reach the oil.”
⛽ Two people at a gas station complain about prices.
“These prices are terrible—they keep going up!”
The other shrugs. “Doesn’t bother me. I always put in just $20.”
🏃♂️ Two gas company workers finish checking meters when the older one challenges the younger to a race back to the truck. As they reach it, a woman comes running behind them, out of breath.
“When I saw two gas men running like that,” she gasps, “I figured I should run too!”
☕ Emma arrives late to meet her friend.
“My Volkswagen Beetle broke down,” she explains. “I opened the hood—and there was no engine!”
Her friend smiles. “That’s fine. I have a Beetle too—and a spare engine in my trunk.”
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Sometimes, cars bring more laughs than problems!
