The Marine and the Navy Guy
A tired Marine arrived in a town where every hotel was full. The last manager said, “I only have a double room with a Navy guy — but he snores so loud people complain.”
The Marine shrugged. “I’ll take it.”
Next morning, he came down cheerful and well-rested.
“How’d you sleep?” asked the manager.
“Great.”
“But the snoring?”
“Didn’t bother me. I shut him up fast.”
“How?”
“He was already snoring when I walked in. I kissed him on the cheek and said, ‘Goodnight, beautiful.’ After that, he stayed awake all night watching me.”
The Blonde Nun
A blonde nun was praying when God appeared.
“My daughter, I will grant you any wish.”
She said, “Please stop blonde jokes. They’re demeaning.”
“Done,” said God. “Anything else?”
“Well… the M&M’s. They’re so hard to peel.”
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