A sweet grandmother calls St. Joseph’s Hospital and softly asks if someone can tell her how a patient is doing.
“What’s the patient’s name and room number?” the operator asks.
“Norma Findlay, Room 302,” the grandmother replies.
After checking, the operator comes back with great news: Norma’s blood pressure is perfect, tests are normal, and she’ll be discharged tomorrow.
Relieved, the grandmother thanks her warmly.
Smiling, the operator asks, “Is Norma your daughter?”
“Oh no,” the grandmother replies.
“I am Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me anything around here!”
